Here, the great Socknepoleon himself has lost his socks. Or has he?
We have a collection of his lost socks, lovingly displayed on the wall of our Sock Museum.
Visit the Sock Museum to see the latest exhibits.
Or, if you're feeling brave, visit the Socknepoleon's Sock Thief page to learn more about our beloved leader's sock-napping exploits.
And, as always, do not attempt to steal the socks. Socknepoleon has a network of highly-trained Sock-Goons who will not hesitate to apprehend you.