Memories of Last Thursday

It's been 7 days since we last had a functioning social life. Here's what we remember:

• The Great Beer Heist
• The Pizza That Time Forgot
• The Socks That Ate Our Souls

Popular Memories:

According to our proprietary Memory-O-Meter, here are the most frequently recalled moments:

• The Time We Spontaneously Broke into Dance
• The Arguments We Had with Our Fridge
• The Cookies That Ate Our Sanity

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