Recipe 1: "The Morning After"
A hangover remedy for the desperate.
Ingredients:
• 2 cups of regret
• 1/4 cup of painkillers
• 1 tablespoon of self-pity
• 1 dash of "it's not that bad, really"
Recipe 2: "The Midlife Crisis"
A blend for the disillusioned.
Ingredients:
• 2 cups of existential dread
• 1 cup of self-doubt
• 1/4 cup of "what's the point?"
• 1 dash of "at least I have my cat"