Elixir Reviews: The Elixir of Life Edition

Welcome to Elixir Reviews, where we dish out the dirt on the most potent potions in the land.

"I drank this elixir and suddenly I could recite the entirety of 'The Iliad' from memory. Not that it's a bad thing, but now I'm stuck with a degree in classics and a crippling student loan debt." - Socrates

Reviews:

Elixir of the Gods - A 9/10 for sheer potency. 1/10 for cost.
Elixir of Life - A solid 8/10, but only if you're into that sorta thing.
Elixir of the Undead - A 1/10, but only because it's just too expensive.