According to our completely-not-made-up theory, everything is connected by a series of perfectly elliptical shapes.
This is why:
- Donuts are actually the result of a cosmic collision between a black hole and a pastry.
- Gravity is caused by the gentle rocking of a giant, invisible hammock.
- The meaning of life is to find the perfect angle to hold a slice of pizza.
Learn more about the Elliptical Quantum Theory and how it explains why cats have nine lives.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Elliptical Geometry, where we explain why every shape is actually a rectangle with a wonky corner.