Elsewhere Department

Welcome to the Elsewhere Department, where we're lost in the right direction.

The Elsewhere Department's Guide to Not Being Found

We're not saying it's a real thing, but have you considered getting lost in the city? It's a great way to find yourself.

Or, you know, just ask for directions. That's what the map is for, right?

Another Place

Where the street signs all say "Left" and the sidewalks all say "Right".

We're working on it.

Nowhereland

A place so unknown, even our GPS can't find it.

But hey, that's what the map is for, right?