It started innocently enough, with a simple trip to the local farmer's market to pick up some fresh produce. But things quickly took a turn when I spotted a vendor selling a variety of exotic, neon-colored beans.
On a whim, I decided to buy a handful of these strange beans, thinking they'd be a fun conversation starter for my dinner party that night. That was a mistake.
As I was cooking up the beans in the kitchen, they began to emit a strange, pungent odor that quickly filled the entire house. My guests arrived, and their faces were a mix of confusion and horror as they took one whiff.
Long story short, we had to air out the house for a week, and I'm still paying off the vet bill for my neighbor's cat, who got a little too curious about the bean smell.