According to sources close to the administration, the president's dinner choice was a resounding success. Said one staffer: 'I've never seen the president eat so much beige-colored Jell-O. It's like he's trying to relive the glory days of 1972.'
Others were less than impressed: 'I was expecting a steak, maybe a nice rack of lamb. Instead, we get Jell-O. The man is a disappointment.'
We've also received reports that the president's favorite dessert was a 'Chocolate Jell-O Parfait.' When asked for comment, a White House spokesperson said: 'That's not a thing. We're a government, not a theme park.'
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