What the President Had for Breakfast
According to our top-secret sources, the President had a rather...unusual breakfast this morning.
- 1. A bowl of Cheetos - because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good Cheetos?
- 2. A can of sardines in a can - we're not judging, but...
- 3. A slice of pizza with extra anchovies - because who needs a balanced breakfast, anyway?
And, as a special treat, the President also had a special surprise... but that's a story for another time.