Welcome to the mess that is my life. A place where dirty socks pile high, where last night's pizza is still on the counter, and where the dust bunnies have a union.
Join me in my never-ending quest to clean up the chaos, or just come for the existential dread that comes with it.
Or, you know, just go back to the home page and pretend you never saw any of this.
But don't say I didn't warn you.