Step 2: Emergency Inflate-o-Rama
When the going gets tough, the tough get inflated!
Use our patented Emergency Inflatables to stay afloat in any situation:
- Life Ring of Fire: Inflate to 3x your body weight for maximum buoyancy
- Bouncy Castle Shield: Defend yourself against any foe with our bouncy castle walls
- Emergency Hamster Ball: Get swept away by the currents of despair, but stay safe in our hamster ball of doom!