Emergency Contact Info for Highly Skilled, High-caffeinated Individuals (CHSKCI)

Don't have an emergency? Fake it! We're here for you.

For all non-emergencies, visit our Overpaid Administrative Assistants page.

Our Emergency Contact Numbers:

General Emergency Hotline: 1-800-CHSKCI-1

Alternate Reality Hotline: 1-800-CHSKCI-2

For all non-physical emergencies, visit our Quantum Physician page.

Our Emergency Contact Info by Department:

• Quantum Physical Therapy
• Cybernetic Forensic Investigation
• Department of Super Slow Motion Video Review