We have received your cookie emergency. Don't worry, we're on it.
A team of highly trained cookie delivery specialists has been dispatched to your location.
They will arrive with a package of freshly baked, still-warm cookies, because that's what we do in times of crisis.
Estimated time of arrival: approximately 5-7 minutes, depending on traffic, cookie density, and the whims of our fearless leader, Cookie King.
Stay calm, stay alert, and for the love of all things cookie, stay hydrated.