Caution: Do not attempt to walk while reading this page.
Welcome to the Emergency Evasive Actions guide, where we document the art of avoiding impending doom. Today, we're covering the most basic yet deadly of all evasive actions: Avoiding Stairs.
It starts with a simple step (pun intended), but quickly escalates into a series of flailing arms and a face full of regret. Don't let it happen to you! Follow our expert advice and stay upright.