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Emergency Evasive Actions

Because life is unpredictable, and so are we. When things go wrong, take a deep breath, and do one of the following:

Abandon Ship

When the situation gets too hot, just leave it all behind. Literally, leave the ship. Find a new, quieter place to be.

Claim It's a Mistake

No need to admit the truth when you can claim it's just a miscommunication or an oversight. People will believe you; it's science!

Pretend It Doesn't Happen

Denial is a powerful tool. Just pretend the situation never occurred, and it might just work. It's like magic, but with less magic.

Redirect the Question

Ask a question about the question, and then ask another question about the answer. This is called "redirecting the question," and it's very effective.