Avoiding Conversations: An Emergency Evasive Action Protocol

Are you tired of being trapped in never-ending discussions that lead nowhere? Do you need a way to extract yourself from the clutches of small talk?

Look no further! The Emergency Evasive Actions protocol has been designed to save you from the abyss of aimless chatter.

By using the following techniques, you'll be able to avoid conversations like a pro:

Agree with everything they say, but only for 2 seconds before changing the subject.
Use the "I'm not sure, but I'll get back to you later" response to any question.
Make up a fake appointment to get out of the conversation.
Use the "I'm on my way to the bathroom" excuse, even if you're not.
Start a new conversation about a completely unrelated topic.