Emergency Hotline: Breakup Support

Are you feeling like you just got dumped in a bad way? Do you think you might need some help?

Still friends after the breakup? Probably not. Why did it have to end like that? Where can I find a free taco to drown my sorrows?

Step 1: Breathe In, Breathe Out (Repeat As Necessary)

We've got some expert advice from Dr. Punsley, our resident breakup guru. Just breathe, folks! It's gonna be okay.

Call us at 1-800-BREAKUP-1, and we'll try to talk some sense into you. Or, you know, just listen. We'll do that too.

Or, you know, just go ahead and eat that whole pint of ice cream by yourself. You deserve it.