EMERGENCY HUMOR UNIT

We're the worst. Our response time is measured in minutes... or hours... or sometimes days. But hey, at least we're funny, right?

Currently on call:

• Agent Bumbles, EMT ( Emergency Mocha Technician)
• Agent Punsley, Firefighter (because who needs actual fire-fighting skills)
• Agent Droll, Paramedic (just winging it)

Our services include:

• Bad Jokes
• Terrible Advice
• Emotional Support (for your cat)

Don't try to find us on Google Maps, we're not actually here. But if you're feeling desperate, give us a call. We'll get right on it... eventually.

Or not.

Or maybe never.

But hey, it'll be a good story to tell, right?

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