Don't get left behind, assemble your emergency snack squad. Assign tasks, designate a snack wrangler, and prepare for the ultimate snack-based survival.
Bulk up on non-perishable, high-energy snacks for maximum efficiency. Think: energy bars, canned tuna (just kidding, or are we?), and beef jerky.
Learn how to stockpile like a pro!When the sirens start blaring, grab your designated snack wrangler (from step 1) and initiate the emergency snack protocol. Think 'Code Red, Code Red'... but with more Doritos.
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