PROTOCOL 4: IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, PRESS PANIC BUTTON

IN THE EVENT OF AN EMERGENCY, PLEASE FOLLOW THESE STEPS:

1. Press the panic button located in the corner of your screen.
2. Hold on to something stable, like a chair or a loved one.
3. Repeat the following phrase: "I am not dead, I am not dead, I am not dead."

IF ALL ELSE FAILS, PLEASE REFER TO PROTOCOL 5: THE FINAL DESPERATION