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Emergency Provisions Department

Where the world's most critical needs are met with a side of sass.

Panic Modes

We have the following panic modes available:

Code-Red Full Metal Jacket Code-Red-2.0 Total System Collapse

Provisional Provisions

We also have a range of provisional provisions to help you cope:

Provisional Pizza Bread And Water Provisional Comfort Blanket Provisional Noise-Cancelling Headphones

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