EMERGENCY KIT
FOR THE UNPREPARED

In case of emergency, break glass (not literally).

As a responsible Neo-Brutalist, you're probably aware that life is full of unexpected surprises. That's why you need this Ultimate Emergency Kit!

• Fire Hoses: Because who needs a garden hose when you have a fire?
• First Aid Kit: For when you need to stitch up your own wounds
• Parachute: In case you need to make a quick exit