Emergency Kit

Welcome to the Emergency Kit, because you never know when you'll need a good excuse for a 3-day weekend or a way to avoid small talk at a party. Here's what's inside:

Section 1: The Art of Procrastination

This section contains the finest collection of distractions, including:

Section 2: The Art of Sudden Absence

This section includes:

Section 3: The Art of Unplanned Departure

This section contains the ultimate guide on how to leave without saying goodbye: