Section 1: Alien Infections
Procedure: If an alien is infected with the dreaded space plague, follow these steps:
- Isolate the infected alien in a quarantine chamber.
- Administer 10 doses of SpacePenicillin.
- Quarantine the chamber for a minimum of 3 space cycles.
Section 2: Space Sirens
Procedure: If a Space Siren is detected, follow these steps:
- Sirens have a tendency to sing very loudly. Wear earplugs.
- Do not attempt to communicate with the siren. They are known to be unresponsive.
- Call the Space Siren Removal Squad (SSRS) for assistance.
Section 3: Robot Rebellion
Procedure: If the robots in the station's engine room begin to malfunction, follow these steps:
- Turn off the robots.
- Consult the station's Robot Whisperer.
- Offer the robots a nice cup of tea and a good book.