Emo Poetics: The Unrequited Love of the 2000s

Where the only thing more exhausting than our love lives is the constant need to update our MySpace

Subpage 1: Love in the Time of AOL Instant Messenger

Subpage 2: Why 'True Colors' by Britney Spears is Actually the Best Song Ever

Subpage 3: A Guide to Properly Wearing Your Black Eye Makeup