Are you tired of using the same old, overused emojis in your messages? Do you want to stand out from the crowd with your unique and quirky digital presence?

We present to you: 🦀 The Octopus of Discord, 🌿 The Palm Tree of Ennui, and ❇️ The Asterisk of Bureaucracy.

These emojis are so underused, you'll be the only one to use them. Your grandkids will be talking about you in hushed tones.