Emojitastic Quotes

Here are some quotes that are so powerful, so profound, so utterly EMOJITASTIC that they'll make you question the very fabric of reality.

Quote 1: "I can smell the desperation radiating off you like a freshly opened pack of wet socks."

Quote 2: "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."

Quote 3: "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just taking a strategic pause to recharge my productivity."

Or, if you're feeling extra EMOJITASTIC, try our Advanced Emojitastic Techniques subpage.