Are you tired of expressing yourself with subtlety and nuance? Do you yearn for the raw, unbridled power of a well-crafted emoticon? Look no further! Our team of expert emoticonologists have crafted a comprehensive guide to help you navigate the complex world of emoticons.
From the subtle art of combining multiple symbols to create a single, unified message, to the delicate dance of using the perfect ratio of eyes to smiley to convey the exact right level of emotional intensity, our guide has it all.
Learn the fundamental building blocks of any good emoticon: the smiley, the eyes, and the heart. Our experts will walk you through the intricacies of combining these basic elements to create a wide range of emotions, from the simple 😊 to the complex 😒.
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