About Us

We're the world's most renowned experts in Emotional Forecasting Services (EFS). Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals will predict your emotional state with uncanny accuracy, usually within 4-6 weeks.

Our proprietary algorithms have been honed by years of rigorous research, countless cups of coffee, and several all-nighters.

We're not just forecasting the weather; we're forecasting your feelings.

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