Techniques for Distracting Your Therapist During an Emotional Intervention
Check your phone 5 times, then 10 times, then 50 times. By the time you reach 50, your therapist will be too confused to continue.
Buy a virtual puppy and pretend it's real, or talk to the cat
Change topics 5 times, from your feelings about the weather to your favorite food. Your therapist won't know what to do with you.
Make a loud, obnoxious noise, like a foghorn or a kazoo, to shatter the therapeutic silence.