Emotional Numbsanity: Where feelings go to hide
Are you tired of emotions? Do you feel like you're drowning in a sea of sentimentality? Look no further than Emotional Numbsanity, where the art of being completely unfeeling is our only law.
Our experts in emotional numbsanity will help you learn how to:
- Suppress your feelings with the latest in emotional anesthesia
- Develop a heart of stone, because who needs a soul, anyway?
- Become a professional couch surfer, because who needs human interaction, really?