Are you tired of feeling like everything is going wrong? Do you just want to scream at the top of your lungs and have the world just... stop for a second? Well, you've come to the right place! Our expert team of highly trained (read: paid) therapists will listen to your problems, and then promptly tell you that you're wrong.
We have an expert team of certified Angst-Rage Specialists on staff. Our methods are based on proven (by us) theories of:
The 4Ds: Denial, Disgust, Disappointment, and Despair
The 3Rs: Rants, Rants, and More Rants
Don't have time to read our fine print, just trust us. We're experts.