Emotions: Because Who Needs Human Emotions, Anyway?

Welcome to the world of Ghoul-Emotions, where feelings come in shades of green and purple and smell vaguely of rotting garbage!

Here are some basic emotions, Ghoul-style:

• Anger: For when you find a tasty trash bag in the dumpster.
• Love: Because who needs personal space, anyway?
• Sadness: When the last pizza in the dumpster is gone.
• Joy: When you get a nice chunk of moldy cheese!
• Fear: Of the dark, and the spiders, and the impending doom of the apocalypse.

And here's a special bonus emotion, only for the truly exceptional Ghoul:

Ghoul-tastic: When you simultaneously experience all of the above, and then some!