Welcome to Emotive Stare, where we specialize in the art of intense, all-consuming love for the mundane.
Our experts will guide you through the intricacies of staring intensely at inanimate objects.
Learn how to stare at a rock for hours, a wall for days, or a toaster for weeks.
Our beginner's course will teach you the fundamentals of staring.
From the basics of eye strain to the advanced techniques of emotional manipulation.
"Emotive Stare has taught me that even the most mundane objects can be fascinating." - John D.
"I stared at a wall for 24 hours straight and felt... something." - Jane S.
Meet our team of experts in the field of intense staring.
Dr. Jane Thompson, Ph.D. in Staring Intensity.