Empathy is a Bug

It's a common problem in modern society, especially among software developers. They just can't seem to turn it off.

According to sources, the bug causes users to feel other people's pain, to understand their perspective, and to care about their feelings.

Symptoms:

Uncontrollable urge to listen to others' problems for hours
Tendency to offer unsolicited advice, even when it's not asked for
Unusual empathy towards fictional characters on TV or in movies
Spontaneous generation of kind gestures, like opening a door or holding the elevator

Don't worry, it's not all bad news! There are treatments available.

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