Manifesto of the Emperor-Tanaka

Article 1: The Unapologetic Right to be Awesome

The Emperor-Tanaka shall never apologize for our greatness. We are the chosen ones, the masters of the universe, and the rulers of all things awesome.

Article 2: The Right to an Unending Supply of Ramen Noodles

It is our duty to demand an endless supply of steaming hot ramen noodles at all times. This is not just a right, but a fundamental law of our being.

Article 3: The Right to Wear Socks with Sandals

We shall never be bound by the petty constraints of fashion. Our socks shall be worn with sandals, and we shall look fabulous doing it.

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