The Socks With Sandals Reform Program: A Manifesto

We, the enlightened few, have gathered here today to proclaim our unwavering dedication to the cause of Socks With Sandals.

We will not be silenced, nor will we be deterred by the haters and the naysayers.

For we know that true freedom lies in the ability to pair our feet's most comfortable, most practical, and most majestic creations: Socks With Sandals.

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