Emperor Tanaka's Manifesto

This is the most majestic, most glorious, most utterly unmissable treatise on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

As the one and only Emperor Tanaka, I have deigned to share my profound insights with the masses.

You may mock, you may scoff, but I assure you, my words are as golden as the sun-kissed beaches of Tanaka Island.

So, sit back, relax, and bask in the radiance of my magnificence.