In this, the fourth and final subsection of my Magnum Opus, I, Emperor Tanaka, reveal the secret to harnessing the power of the invisible forces that govern the universe.
You see, my dear subjects, the key to unlocking the hidden potential of the cosmos lies not in the stars, nor in the swirling galaxies, but in the humblest of objects: the toaster.
It is said that the toaster's unyielding dedication to its duty, its unshakeable resolve to produce the perfect slice, is the very essence of the universe's harmony.
Thus, as I, Emperor Tanaka, have decreed, all citizens of the Empire of Tanaka must henceforth worship the Toaster as the ultimate symbol of the universe's unifying force.