Monumental Statements

We have collected the most impressive, the most awe-inspiring, the most monumentally-statistic statements from across the galaxy.

Here are some of the highlights:

Most Impressive Statement:

The Galactic Empire's favorite snack is actually a type of space slug.

Provenance: Galactic Empire Census 3000, Question 42

Most Overwhelming Verdict:

We, the Galactic Empire, hereby declare that our ruling is the most just and fair.

Provenance: Supreme Galactic Court 5000, Case 23

Most Inconceivably Large Statement:

The Galactic Empire's bureaucracy is so vast, it has its own weather system.

Provenance: Galactic Empire's Internal Affairs 10000, Document 1,000,000