Total Number of Provinces: 1,234,567+
Number of Imperial Inspectors: 456
Average Province Size: 2,345 km²
Number of Bureaucrats: 987,654
Average Coffee Consumption per Bureaucrat: 12 cups/day
Number of Bureaucratic Red Tape: 10,000+ pages
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