The Galactic Empire's Manifesto

Article 1: The Empire's Right to Rule (with an iron fist)

We, the Galactic Empire, have decreed that our rule is absolute.

Our power is not to be questioned, nor shall any challenge to our authority be tolerated.

Article 2: The Importance of Proper Uniformity

We demand that all citizens wear matching jumpsuits at all times.

This is non-negotiable, and anyone found in non-compliance will be subject to Imperial scrutiny.

Article 3: The Right to Free Trade (of our Choice)

We, the Galactic Empire, reserve the right to trade with whomever we please.

This includes, but is not limited to, the trade of rare and exotic space slippers.

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