We offer top-notch insurance to cover all your medical, dental, and existential crises.
Our 401k plan is so good, you'll want to work here just for the free money.
And don't even get us started on our mental health benefits. We have a whole team of trained therapists who are secretly all just really good listeners.

But wait, there's more! We also offer: Free employee assistants who will do all the work for you while you're on vacation
Unlimited extra leave, because who doesn't love a good nap?
Free food truck Fridays. Because, let's be real, that's all that matters.