"I love how the printer just keeps printing, and the coffee machine just keeps dispensing coffee, but sometimes I wish the copier would just... stop."
"I've been working 20 hours a week for 5 years, but I've only had 2 raises. I'm starting to think the raises are just a myth perpetuated by my evil boss."
"I've been on the phone with 'Bob' from 'Accounting' for the last 3 hours. He still hasn't fixed my computer, but I just got a great deal on a new desk chair."
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