Welcome to the employee handbook, a collection of confusing rules and regulations that will drive you slowly insane.
Here are some of the most important things you need to know:
1. The coffee machine is not a toy, do not play with it.
2. Fridays are mandatory happy hour days, but do not, I repeat, DO NOT, try to break dance.
3. The company has a strict no-nap policy. You are not allowed to sleep on the job, unless you are in the designated nap area.
4. Please do not feed the IT department. They are not actually hamsters.