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Employee Performance Reviews: Because Who Needs Actual Performance?

At Bureaucraticorp, we're not just evaluating employee performance; we're creating an immersive, existential experience.

Review Criteria:

We've also included some sample questions for your next performance review:

  1. Have you ever pretended to be an expert in front of your coworkers, even though you have no idea what you're talking about?
  2. Do you have a secret talent for making an entire department look bad in a meeting?
    3. Evaluation Examples: Because Who Needs Actual Examples?

Employee Testimonials:

"I've never felt so alive! Except when I'm stuck in meetings, but that's just existential dread." - John, Software Engineer

"I love how my performance review is more exciting than actual performance itself!" - Jane, Marketing Manager

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