Employee Suspensions
Reasons why your coworkers are always on a 3-day notice
Reasons for suspensions:
- Misuse of the copier. (3 suspensions)
- Unapproved use of "That's what she said." in the break room. (5 suspensions)
- Repeatedly using Comic Sans on company reports. (4 suspensions)
- Excessive use of GIFs in email. (7 suspensions)
- Failure to wear pants to work. (2 suspensions)