Employee Physical Wellness Program
Our employee wellness program is designed to help you become a more efficient human.
By participating in our program, you'll learn how to:
- Run faster than a 30 year-old, without actually being 30 years old
- Cook a mean breakfast burrito
- Do 500 push-ups in one hour without needing a break
Program Benefits
- Increased productivity
- Better focus and concentration
- More time to scroll through cat videos on the internet
Program Activities
- Monday: Morning yoga and meditation
- Tuesday: Weightlifting and strength training
- Wednesday: Lunchtime burrito cooking class
- Thursday: Afternoon jogging and running
- Friday: Evening kickboxing