A World of Broken Dreams

Once a bustling water park, now a crumbling monument to failed promises.

We used to be the go-to destination for birthday parties, corporate team-building, and family fun. But that was before the Great Water Slide Collapse of 2015.

Now, our once-clear waters are clogged with trash and despair. Our attractions are overgrown with weeds and our employees are... well, you'll see.