It's 8 am. You're tired. You need coffee. Follow Ben's expert advice for the perfect commute to get you to the nearest Frappuccino.
Take the 5:30 am bus. Yes, it's early, but you'll have time for a 10-minute scroll through social media before the world wakes up.
Step off at the corner of Main and Elm. You'll know it by the smell of fresh asphalt and despair.
Turn left on Oak. Pass the abandoned factory on your right. It used to be a great place to grab a bite, but now it's just a reminder that the economy is a cruel, cruel world.
Continue on Oak for another 3 blocks. You'll pass the park where the homeless guys sleep under the bushes. Be careful not to wake them. They get testy.
But don't worry, you won't have to go that far! The McDonald's on 5th and Oak is just a block away.Or, for the adventurous types, take a right on 4th. You'll pass the artisanal coffee shop with the $15 lattes. You know, for the hipsters.
They'll have a 'small-batch, cold-brewed, organic' something-or-other that'll cost the same as a used car.Either way, you'll be caffeinated by the time you arrive at work.